Here Are Some Dad Jokes To Brighten Your Day

Dad jokes have been quite popular form of amusement on the internet for quite some time. Although these jokes often sound “lame”, they rarely fail to make us all giggle. Dad jokes usually feature the one-liner, usually said by a dad (not necessarily your own), and it has to be both corny and somewhat amusing. Finally, it needs to have a pun at the end, usually the one that includes wordplay. We have decided to put a smile on your face by presenting you with a list of “Dad Jokes” that are still viral to this day. Posted on various platforms that promote humor, these jokes can be found all over the web. Enjoy!

1#

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can’t remember… I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife..

#2

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

#3

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

#4

My wife tried to unlatch our daughter’s car seat with one hand and said, “How do one armed mothers do it?” Without missing a beat I replied, “Single handedly.”

#5

Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be “justwater.”

#6

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

#7

I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

#8

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

#9

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

#10

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.

#11

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

#12

When you ask a dad if he’s alright: “No, I’m half left.”

#13

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”

#14

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

#15

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!

#16

What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

#17

What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.

#18

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

#19

WAITRESS: “Soup or salad?” DAD: “I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.”

#20

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, “Ribbit, ribbit” and a horny toad says, “Rub it, rub it.”

To make this post complete, we will show you something similar, yet a bit different. In his recent Netflix Show, Kevin Hart was making some dad jokes. Although his act wasn’t the same as that of the guys who wrote the jokes above, it’s still super funny. Check it out!

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